Tuesday, July 25, 2006

SEKSI... (Not Sayote Queen)


It's hard being an
individual in a world blinded by the fantasized, intangible, fetishes of people - Sayote Queen


I've never been sexy physically all my life...

I am plagued by the genes of my ancestors... All too big... All carrying the dreaded disease of cardiac abnormalities and hypertension.

Now tell me how I can escape that?

Until now, I am struggling to keep my weight down.

Wow hanep sa English ang sayote. Gusto ko lang sana gawan ng linaw na napakaraming ibig sabihin ng pagiging sexy. Hindi mo na kailangang maghubad sa gitna ng EDSA para masabing sexy.

Tignan mo nga naman ang mentalidad ng mga tao sa pagiging sexy... Dapat ganito ang suot mo. Dapat ganito ang posisyon. Dapat ganitong anggulo ka nakatuwad. Dapat kita na ang dalawang bundok ng boobs mo. Dapat naka T-back ka. Dapat hubad ka. Dapat... Dapat... Dapat... Dapat kumakain ka ng sayote. Anobayan!

Basahin niyo ang mga quotes na ito. Kayo ang humusga kung ano ang sexy...

Sexy is kind of like an aura around someone. - Shane West

Sexy, to me, has everything to do with how one speaks, how someone holds themselves, their smile, and how they treat people. - Shane West

(SQ: Huwaw! Ang galing naman ni Shane West... Natatamaan ba ako? Huwaw? Kayo natatamaan din? )

Sexy, to me, doesn't have anything to do with beautiful. -Shane West

(SQ: Meaning, pwede akong maging sexy kahit panget ako? Huwaw!)

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. -Suzanne Vega

(SQ: Naku maraming matatamaan dito, Aym shur!)

Ultimately, what's sexy is how they wear something - not what it is - and how comfortable they are in it. -Michael Vartan

(SQ: You go Fafa Vartan!)

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. -Nicole Appleton

(SQ: Meaning, sexy si Miriam)

In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt! -Halle Berry

(SQ: You go Tita Halle! Go kick their groins too!)

I find it very difficult to draw a line between what's sex and what isn't. It can be very, very sexy to drive a car, and completely unsexy to flirt with someone at a bar.
-Bjork

I was never girlish. My sense of humor was never quite the fit. My voice was never high enough. I was never sexy in that way. -Patricia Clarkson

(SQ: Oh ma ya! In what way are you sexy then?)

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ. -Kate Clinton

(SQ: Hmm.. the brain... a sexy organ... No problem with me!)

Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up. -David Duchovny

(SQ: Naalala ko tuloy yung lingerie na nakita ko sa people are people sa Robinsons. Isa siyang net dress. Kulay black. Kung sinuot ko kaya yun, magiging sexy na ako? O isang imbutido)

A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy. -Vivica Fox

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy. -Gina Gershon

Halle, oh my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Out of all the actresses out there, she's the one who doesn't necessarily need all the primping and prepping to be beautiful, and she comes across so sexy and sensual. -Brian Austin Green

(SQ: This is true mga peeps... Ang isang babae, kahit walang make up at hindi masyado nag-aayos... kumbaga simple lang... yan ang sexy...)

You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer. With me, it's my voice: the way that I sing, the way I express myself when I sing. -Tom Jones

(SQ: With me, it's my sayote)

Intelligence is enormously sexy.-Frank Langella

I won't take my clothes off because I can't believe it's necessary. You can be sexy with your clothes on just as well as you can by taking off your blouse. -Heather Thomas

(SQ: I am never gonna take off my clothes again!)

Kanya-kanyang opinyon sa pagiging sexy ng isang tao. Kung ako ang tatanungin, ang sexy para sa akin ay hindi sa pagiging maganda.

Sexy ang isang lalake o babae sa akin pag ma-appeal siya. Kumbaga, nasa pananmit, confidence, asta, pananalita ang sexy sa akin. Hindi kung gano ka acute angle ang tuwad mo o gano ka kagwapo o ganda. May mga maganda na walang appeal. Walang X Factor. O kahit anong factor.

Tignan niyo na lang si Angel Locsin. Siya ang 2nd Sexiest Women ayon sa FHM, pero naghubad ba siya gaya ng mga models sa FHM? Hindi di ba. Andun at andun pa rin ang kanyang underwear. Pero SEXY siya.Iba ang dating.

Ilang buwan (taon?) na ako nagbabasa ng FHM, hindi dahil tibo ako, kundi para magkaroon ng ideya sa mundo ng lalake. Kung ano ang nagstistimulate ng kanyang organ. Hindi yung head sa baba ha. Yung head na nakapatong sa kanilang leeg. Pero pwede na rin.. dual stimulation... Makikita niyo sa magazine ang mga topless na babae, mga nasa waterfalls, mga nursing student (meron talaga niyan! nabasa ko minsan sa isang isyu). At ito ang binabayaran ng mga taong bumibili ng FHM, 120 pesos per month. Wala namang mali sa pagbasa nito. Pero kung ako ang tatanungin, it makes me feel bad about myself. Kasi sila ganon. At ako, isang mantika.

Don't worry guys, hindi pa naman ako magmomodel para sa FHM Kahit na nursing student ako... At wala akong K at kung ano mang factor.

Pwede siguro kung imomodel ko mga sex toys. Hahawakan ko at pipitsuran ang aking kamay. Hanggang dun lang.No face shots please.

15 comments:

mama jenn said...

lol! funny post! i beg to disagree with brian about halle not needing anything to be sexy - fyi, ang dami kaya niyang pinaretoke sa katawan at mukha nya. Viveca fox's definition has been going around.

JoLoGs QuEeN said...

being sexy is not measured by the lesser clothes you wear it is the endless hardwork you are doing to achieve what you are today - oppa bi

at saka true gurl nasa aura un ng tao kapag feel nyang sexy nga lalabas talaga sa aura mo na sexy ka at un ang makikita ng mga tao (^_^)

pao said...

enjoyed reading this post ms. sq! i find intelligence and a dash of humor to be very sexy! eek! kakakilig. :lol:

qroon said...

"Lakambini Bottom"
(Datu's Tribe )

Lakambini Bottom (Fat Burner album)
Datu's Tribe

Pagbaba pa lang ng kombi tinitigan ko na
Tibok ng puso ko niyayanig ng lakad nya
Forty-six ang waist, fifty-eight ang bra
Three hundred fifty pounds na gumigiling sa kalsada

Tuwing sya'y ngumingiti hirap ang facial muscles nya
Kahit di ko nakikita love na love ko cheek bones nya
Tuwing syang nagdadabog, limilindol sa barangay
Pag sya'y tumatawa bilbil nya'y kumakaway

Binibining sexy (4x)

Eh ano ngayon kung mataba sya
Mas masarap daw magmahal ang babaeng lumba lumba
Eh ano ngayon kung mabigat sya
Imbis na tawaging baboy, porkchop, lechon baka, balyena
Since there's more of her, there's more to love (more to love)

Binibining sexy (type kita)
Binibining sexy (kahit matabang matabang mataba ka)
Binibining sexy (love kita)
Binibining sexy

Legs nya'y malatroso ang dating
Pamatay ng dalag pwedeng paddle sa hazing
Salwal nya'y pwedeng trapal pag may libing
Ano mang sabihin ng friends ko sa friendster
Sa skwela, sa bahay, pati na sa barangay
Wala na bang karapatang mainlove ang ubod ng taba (alright)

Binibining sexy (you made me fat)
Binibining sexy (but i love you like that)
Binibining sexy (don't say you look like a pig)
Binibining sexy (but i like it even it's really big (?) )

Binibining sexy... (Ano bang problema kung mataba, mataba,... mataba)

watson said...

Uuuy sayote queen! So good to know a blogger from Baguio! Andyan ako halos every weekend! My family is there kasi. Graduate ako ng SLU, hwag mo na tanungin kung what year hehehe.

Kwela itong blog mo. Salamat sa pagdalaw sa blog ko ha! Punta ulit ako dito! Blogroll kita.

Ann said...

Masarap kasing kumain kapag malamig ang paligid. Lalo at sayote pa ang ulam di ba?

kneeko said...

ayos ah... hehehe

sexy? - sexy voice... ang pagiging malambing daig pa ang merong sexy body hehe

ralphT said...

qroon - aliw yun song na yan!

SQ - sasabihin ko pa nga lang sa'yo na its not the physical features that make someone sexy, well it adds to their 'sexiness', but it aint all that... pero, mahaba pala ang isinulat mo at may mga insights na nilalaman. hehe. akala ko kasi yun first paragraph lang e. hehe.

wala naman talaga akong commento sa pagiging sexy. hindi ko naman kasi habol ang mga 'sexing babae'. basta mahal ko, sa aking paningin ay siya na ang pinaka sexing babae sa balat ng lupa! hehe. subalit, wala nang princesa ngayon.... sad. :(

but then again, nice post. you seem to have a knack of getting your readers' attention. nice. keep it up. but dont let blogging eat you up (gets?). it still goes down to the fact that we blog to release shit -- well, that's how i see it. that's how i operate... hehe.

keep it up! blog on!

Sayote Queen said...

ralpht >> This is my inner shit. This is how I operate. Kanya kanyang style ika-nga.

justine said...

May kanya-kanya tayong depinisyon ng "sexy". Pero ang mas mahalaga ay ang kanyang kapasidad na mag-isip. 40-20-40 nga ang vital stats mo wala namang laman ang utak mo, eh di wala rin. Enjoy bang kausap ung mga tipong "dumb blondes"?...ahehehe..

Keo said...

PhP125.00 na ang regular issue ng FHM ngayon, nagmahal na daw kasi ang kangkong (?!). Hahaha.

Tama, ang sexiness ay wala sa pisikal na anyo. Ang bawat tao may kanya-kanyang criteria para matawag ang isang indibidwal na "sexy".

Nakita ko pictures mo, hindi ka naman mataba. =)

pilimon said...

ang pagalit na sabi dati ng propessor ko sa pilipino sa isang kaklaseng nag da-diet..---

"alam mo ba ang ibig sabihin ng SEXY??..-- NAKAKALIBOG!!!"

pero kanya kanyang interpretasyon naman yan..

(ansipag mo magupdate ah.. hehe..)

denden said...

hi SQ! i've always been "chubby" most of my life apart from the two times i remember being slim.

i agree with most of the quotes on this post. being sexy doesn't just mean being fit physically. it's how you carry yourself, it's how confident and comfortable you are with your own skin.

uy pero ha natuwa ako sa comment ni fafa michael vartan :)

Sayote Queen said...

THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS :) MUCH APPRECIATED PEOPLE :)

MAMA JENN >> Wow! Didn't know that was full of silicone or what nots. Hehehehe.. Thanks for the info!

JOLOGS QUEEN >> kapwa reyna kita :) apir tayo jan sa comment mo. AAAHHH.. EHM (aiza expression) :)

PAO >> exactly! :)

QROON >> I feel good about myself already hehehe :)

WATSON >> Blogroll na rin kita :) nice ung blog mo. Lagi kong binabalikan. :) Ano course mo SLU... :)

ANN >> apir tayo jan Ann

KNEEKO >> naku! malambing na malambing na malambing (copy paste... copy paste...) ako hehehehhe

JUSTINE >> may laman utak ko... woohoo!

KEO >> naku patay tayo jan.. san ko kukunin ang limang pisong pandagdag huhuhuhu

PILIMON >> halu bida (KAWAY) salamat at napabisita ka muli sa aking nonsense blog hehehhe :) Shet... nakakalibog pala ako? o ikaw? o tayong lahat :) huwahw :)

DENDEN >> apir tayo jan!!! :) be sexy... be yourself :) Wow bagong slogan ni sayote :) hehehe

KaDyo said...

Nice post! very stimulating sa utak ...keep it up SQ =D